Toronto (Escape from New York)

December 1st, 2007

(entry in progress)

I can’t help but feel like I’m wandering through the old neighborhood I grew up in, a suburb in New Jersey, but walk down the block and you’re in crowded Brooklyn. Theres low brick buildings, mid-century architecture, on main avenues often bedecked with storefronts, with accoutrements new and old. It feels like the old way is still predominant here, with mostly independent shops and restaurants vastly outnumbering the international franchises. Its damn charming. My first mistake was stopping in the first places I saw for food and supplies etc. Until I found…

Honest Ed’s. On Bloor and Bathurst (pronounced ‘bath-hurst’, not ‘bat’). In fact, I’m writing this from the seperate café built into the corner of the dual-winged complex, lit with  Las Vegas styled flashing lights and signs. Its amazing. It’s a 99¢ store from hell! If Walmart were run by your antediluvian grandparents, and not renovated in as long, with products that are still in stock long after theyve ceased to be produced (and I mean by DECADES). That’s Honest Ed’s. With a department for every need on earth, clothing, food, tools, furniture, electronics, pottery, pharmacy, life size busts of Elvis, and even an Immigration Services consultant. Supply meets demand; Toronto has been nominated as THE most international city in North America, even over New York (not surprising, after the mass exodus of art and culture from NY in the past few years), I wouldn’t argue. Its all here. Over a dozen nationalities seem to have their designated districts.
I get a cup of coffee at Second Cup, Canada’s coffe chain store, which is naturally beset upon by a fucking Starbucks directly on the opposite streetcorner. Fuck the Starbucks, the McDonalds, the Subways. If you assholes keep patronizing these multinational congolomerate franchises with such zeal and loyalty, thats all were going to have left to choose from, as they extinguish every other smaller competitor. And THEN how convenient is it going to be? McDinner and a Venti Water is all your going to be able to eat and drink, not to mention the prices on a monopoly product can double, triple! Would you like fries with that, fatass?

Anyway- So far, everything I’ve seen has been all so familiar and intriguing. I’ve already walked past an abandoned brick church, numerous vegetable, fish, specialty markets and butcher shops, killer bakeries, little fastfood places of every nationality, little theatres playing box office hits along with revival classics, indie clothing and record shops, bookshops and dollar stores. Dozens of Sushi restaurants. And its been snowing on and off all week.

The clubs are all closing not long after alcohol can no longer be served at 2am (as in California), so its an early nightlife. Clubs keep opening and closing. I havent run across too many bands, but Death From Above 1979, a band that revolutionized my taste in music was from here until they broke up in 2005. All I can think of: Decoded Feedback? Buck 65? Peaches? Die Mannequin? I met one dude from a band called The Sevenate. Need to research more on these bands. I’ve done some record shopping and picked up an old Positive Noise 12″, passed on some LPs from The Passage. Came across lots of overpriced Skinny Puppy vinyl.

Omen-Filled Season

October 7th, 2007

It’s been a strange week. Catastrophic on one hand, but on the other, certain messages of fate have flown through into my window (edit: and they keep coming?!). It’s telling me to quit getting distracted, to concentrate on the new, and not to give up. The past few months I’ve been ejecting all the negative elements I can from my life and trying to start anew. I’ve been laid low and eviscerated by my fragile economy, and seemingly by karma itself… Counting chickens before they are hatched in regards to money for DJing not coming in. Last dj gigs have been horrible. The only redeeming moment of last weeks gig was seeing G-Punkt Effekt, the band of a former colleague of mine. I had no expectations, but towards the middle of the set I realized how good they were. In a song, recollections of trading anarcho-punk mix cassettes and the first time hearing bands like The Poison Girls flashed through my head. The singer was an androgynous south american pixie, and the rest of the band was a grab-bag assortment of mus’os that made the bands style impossible to pin down, but it had the DIY no preconception result of these old crass bands which were often unpredicable (till they all became parodies of themselves). That was the most refreshing live band I’ve seen lately, although Die Mannequin from Toronto rocked amazingly hard at the White Trash, also on one of my DJ nights. The badass rockbitch singer worked wonders with a wireless guitar, climbing over tabletops and the bar thrashing the hell out of her guitar, even launching out the doors and rocking on the sidewalk… in one of the longest guitar bridges I’d ever heard. I was left a drooling lovey-eyed mess.
Due to such a fucked financial situation I had to skip on both Blowfly and Last Days Of Jesus, two more amazing bands. Blowfly plays punk-funk, whose last album, feat. Jello Biafra, is primarily a collection of classic punk covers re-worked into sleazy, trashy pornolicious parodies- parody punks get me all the time. I snatched up a copy of the LP ‘Punk Rock Party’ two weeks ago at the flea-market.
Speaking of funk, I’ve been really getting into a lot of funk and soul tracks lately. I’m not much of a musician, but I’ve been plucking away at my bass again, never interested in any other instruments but bass, funk and soul basslines have always stuck in my ear, not to mention the audacity, insanity, and heartbreak in the lyrics. Conversely, Lee Hazelwood (R.I.P. Aug. 4, 2007) has also been spending a lot of time in my daily rotation.
Enough of music- I’ve been indulging in a ton of film activity lately. I went to the cinema to see ‘Planet Terror‘ on its Berlin opening night. Fucking amazing! It was so fantasticly unreal that I have to give it my unadultured admonition. As former go-go dancer Rose McGowan reveals the stump of her amputated leg, I had to comment, “is she just a ‘go’ dancer now?” I got my hands on a copy of the original ‘Day Of The Dead‘ again, but… I must say that one of my new favorite movies is ‘El Topo‘. Its an epic at two hours, but divided into chapters referencing the bible, you cant be surprised. Its such a bizarre and elaborate movie- constructed like a kung-fu flick but in a spaghetti western setting, it also mimics the bible in many aspects, from the exodus and trials in the desert to the crucifixtion and stigmata and the firey revelation, meanwhile heavily citing eastern religous philosophies (the tool who wrote the IMDB entry doesnt seem to grasp any of this, by the way, while the Wiki entry is a droll word for word giveaway and spoiler of every shocking detail, although much more informative). Each character is more unbelievable and depraved as the next. It results in being a story mainly about the search for perfection, enlightenment and being the best at all costs, as well as seeking repentance and humility, but over all, futility, though this is argueable. There are so many subplots, references and inferences, after watching it 6 times im still finding new meanings, all set to such a bloody, depraved, texture-rich and familiar cult atmosphere, its easily one of my top favorite films of all time. Another great film recommendation is the Cuban made ¡Vampiros en La Habana! - a fun animated film from 1985 depicting vampires from the globe trying to bring vampires into the daylight and take over Cuba in the process (i.e. - a thinly disguised capitalist metaphor).
Thats all for now, but I dont leave you empty handed- I’ve published one of my latest monthly collections (vol. 33) as a download. Every month I compile a cd for easy access DJing of the music I’ve been discovering, uncovering and recovering all that month. It rides the borders between punk, postpunk, electro, psychobilly, indie, country, new wave and even oldies and oddities. You can download it on the MarkSplatter.com Mixes page.

This Months Top 10
Patrick Fitzgerlad - Safety Pin Stuck In My Heart
The Cramps - Primitive
Turbo ACs - Avenue X
Snakefinger - The Model
Acid Pauli - I See a Darkness (feat. Johnny Cash)
The Glass - Mad At You
Chromatics - Hands in the Dark
Lee Hazelwood - My Autumn’s Done Come
Messer Chups - Ozverin Classic
Dahlia - Burning Up

Word of the day:
Zustand :
(German)
1. Current State or condition. Condition or situation

Current Art: Tony Swain

Current Music: Mount Sims - Restless

Current Movie:El Topo
Directed by: (Alejandro Jodorowsky)
1971 (Mexico), 125 min
Jodorowsky’s epic tale of a vicious gunslinger, who lies steals and cheats his way to be the best gunslinger of all. After achieving his goal and his fall, he seeks for enlightenment and atonement. But the most striking feature of this movie is the rich and complex symbolism, depravity and violence as well as outright absurdity. It borrows heavily from aspects of both Catholic and Eastern religious philosophies. The brilliant visuals, choreography, cinematography and metaphor make this film and immediate cult classic.

This Summer Actually Did Rock…

September 3rd, 2007

My dear friends, admirers, haters, subscribers and peers… I’ve neglected blogging for many months. I have this habit of submerging from either public… or online… presence. Lots of reasons, fear, cynicism, anti-socialism, lethargy… drunkeness, hedonism. It always seems like such a daunting task to simply write what the fuck is going off in my brain. But a good friend pointed out, that I am living a fantasy life, and one hell of an interesting one.
But before wasting your time with my rants, let me give you the useful stuff, in digest form. Last night was a night of DJing in Berlin at the deliciously sleazy Berlin Kreuzberg lesbian bar Barbie Deinhoffs. Gene Serene the veranstalter (promoter) of the evening left the whole thing in my hands and I was glad to take over a low key evening of DJing punkrock, discopunk and riotGRRL tunes. But not before she bestowed upon me a copy of Dahlia ‘Electronique Plastique’, a superb example of sexy Diva electropop. I met some new people, got really friendly with the staff who were amazed at my drinking:coherency ratio, especially with these delicious Pampero dark rum shots that Jessica introduced me to (love those encounters where you meet someone for the first time and you both realize “Hey we are friends on MySpace!”). This is a shot, chased by a lime slice coated in raw sugar on one side, and fresh ground espresso on the other. FUCKING delicious!!!

I woke up and headed to the flea market still half drunk, in search of records, art and oddities. On the first corner I discovered a treasure trove of Saudek postcards, and had a German conversation with the old guy about the exhibit I saw in Prague last year. He threw in a few other random cards from his collection I also liked. Moments later, I got a tap on the shoulder form Inga, who is actually my longest and most dear friend in Berlin, without whom, I never would’ve been able to come here every year. She and her man invited me for coffee, but I still had a lot of record shopping to do after a succesful night of DJing. I ended up with Ramones Mania 2LP, Lords Of the New Church ‘Dance with Me (1987 version)’ picture disk, and an oddity of The Creepshow, an old Criminal Damage Records LP. Nothing else really piqued my interest, so I went on my way to see if I could find Inga and Chrsitoph, and sure enough, I did, at a tiny little cupcake shop simply titled ‘Cupcake‘. It was a strange affair, because all the girls were blonde and dressed in rockabilly flowerprint sundresses drinking tea and eating cutesy cupcakes. I sat with Christoph and we let the ladies get their girl-talk on. I ordered a peanutbutter and banana chocolate cupcake dubbed ‘The King’ for obvious reasons, and treated the ladies to my favorite candy which i was thrilled to find on the menu (a product not popularly available in Germany), Reeses Pieces.It was a surreal afternoon in this sweet, bright cupcake shop in the middle of squalid Friedrichshain, with some very sweet ladies and friends. We made plans to go see 28 Weeks Later and get our pseudozombie blood and horror action on. Work off all those cupcakes by lifting heavy popcorn cartons and large softdrinks to our mouths.

I hopped back on the splattermobile (aka my boy-sized black mountain bike) and headed semihomeward and decided on a light dinner of cheese-covered Spätzle, and ran into Goldfish coming out of band rehearsal. It was too late to go drink in Görlitzer park so I headed over to the Speakeasy to find it closed, so back over to my regular WiFi cafe to recount to you this weeks passings.

Not too much going on in the live band action in the past few weeks. The last live show I was at was actually a burlesque show put on at a huge theater, The Wild Rose Review, collecting dancers and performers from around the world, and I was duely impressed by the beauty, grace and talent of all the lovely ladies, and the sleazy wit of the MC. I did spend a lot of time hanging out with Gobsausage from London in August, more trashy electropop and founders of the punk swank fashion line Charles of London, which included a run in with the talented and intriguing Manko Suicide whose radio segments never fail to hit the nail right on the head. Berlin was treated to a performance by one of the best gothic bands performing today, Gotterdammerung from the Netherlands. Not only is their sound harsh, dark and refined but their show is high energy, dramatic and full of black splatter-effect. They have a new album coming out soon, which Marc (aka Marc Bijl)the bass player (an accomplished visual artist in his own right) informed me some of my photos were used. Also rolling through Berlin last month was The Rezurex, at the Wild at Heart, where I also met up with Mad Sin and got some radio breakers for Radio Ghoul School (free internet streaming radio) from the both of them.

Just music? No, theres been quite a bit of film, as well. On the mass-media Hollywood scale, I couldn’t resist the temptation of Transformers. I grew up with these toys and cartoons, so I queued up gladly to see the ‘live action’ (computer animated) adaptation, and was well impressed by the action, the explosions, the inclusion of some of my favorite characters, and the whole concept, i thought done quite well. Though Megatron could’ve used a cooler concept, and an earthly alter-manifestation. Next, Deathproof delivered all that it promised in camp, violence, and heroines. Also worth seeing on the big screen. On the more obscure end, I came across a loaner copy of ‘Valley of The Dolls‘ (which I had never seen) w/ ‘Beyond the Valley Of the Dolls‘, which I was really excited to see again. ‘Valley…’ was a fantastic film about three gorgeous, innocent ladies destroying themselves with fame, booze and pills. I love watching movies about beautiful people destroying themselves. ‘Beyond the Valley…’ continues on the theme (unrelated stories, but its aware of its predecessor) which is even DARKER, throwing in drugs, rock and roll music,blatant sexuality, lesbianism, abortion, and every taboo 1960s Hollywood had to offer, and also introduced to the world the hipster proto-type in Ronnie ‘Z-man’ Barzell. Speaking of movies about self destruction, this movie is possibly on top of the list. I’d also seen a film on Punk In London (Adverts, Lurkers, Stranglers, and more), previews and outakes to the OstPunk: Too Much Future, and watched A Clockwork Orange on repeat.

And of art? At the beginning of the month I DJ’d an exhibit of Jason Atomic’s paintings featuring a live drawing session of afore mentioned Manko and Gobsausage. Aside from the already mentioned Saudek which I’ve already covered in my blog here, presently theres a great exhibit on french masterworks from the New York Collections at the Neue Nationalgalerie, including one of my favorite paintings ever, ‘Pygmallion and Galatea‘ by Jean-Leon Gerome (1890). And I just found out today over lunch with Neurose (Collapsing New People/KomaDisko) that the Joe Coleman exhibit has been extended till October.

Rant…
im drunk all the time, but i rarley have paid for it. i am discovering new music every day, in seedy bars, on european city streets, dimly lit crusty stages, from the hands of my peers, pouring over magazines, playlists and podcasts. i haven’t got a job. i earn my money playing music to the musos, the freaks, the drunks, and the night creatures. i build graphics and programs for the enterprising freaks who havent burned out enough to not set out on their own quests. i turn my obsession with cooking, coffee and booze into raw cash. when i walk down the street, the straight people, the daytime pinstripe slaves look at me in disgust, because perhaps im stumbling drunken to my bed while they are stumbling half awake to their desk and chain. or something like that.

sometimes i feel bad about that. but, why should i? im doing exactly what i set out to do. i am fulfilling all of my prophecies. ive observed the alternatives but none of them seem to work. all the things i do are done blind, because the rules havent been written yet. sure, sometimes the man comes down from his high horse and rattles my tiger cage with his rules and regulations. but, i really have found a way to live on the edge and inbetween the cracks of society. and be that cartoon character that we all seem to create of ourselves in some online persona.

With no real job, im often left alone to my ideas, which seems like a solitary existence unmoderated by peers, friends and colleagues… but in the end of the day, you get what you give. and when my ideas are brought to light, and ive taken nothing but a thought in my head and made it into a physical thing of media or substance, all the things im left without come to me on their own.

Its a kind of magic.

This Months Top 10
Queens Of The Stoneage - Feel Good Hit Of The Summer
Client - Down To The Underground
Soft Cell - Where Was Your Heart (When You Needed It Most)
Primal Scream - Some Velvet Morning (feat. Kate Moss)
Gang Of Four - I Love A Man In A Uniform (Yeah Yeah Yeahs Remix)
Blowfly - Punk Rock Is Cock
GG Allin and the Jabbers - Dead Or Alive
Circle Jerks - World Up My Ass
Johnny Thunders & the Heartbreakers - Born To Lose
Johnny Cash - Sunday Morning Coming Down

Word of the day:
Pampero :
(Spanish)
1. a cold and dry southwesterly wind that sweeps down over the pampas of Argentina from the Andes.
2. premium rum from Venezuela, often drunk “El Ritual”: rum with lime, sugar and coffee.

Current Art: Jason Atomic

Current Music: Soft Cell - Down In The Subway

Current Movie:  28 Weeks Later
Directed by: (Juan Carlos Fresnadillo) 2007
101 min
The film starts six months after the Rage virus has spread throughout the city of London. The United States Army has restored order and is repopulating the quarantined city, when a carrier of the Rage virus enters London and unknowingly re-ignites the spread of the deadly infection, wreaking havoc on the entire population.